Classifieds April 1, 2018
Notice to Readers
AFFORDABLE HOME FOR SALE
Beautiful, newly-remodeled 3 BD/2.5 BA house with landscaped backyard and in-ground pool. Walk to schools, shops, office. $200,000. There's only one catch - it's in Little Rock, Arkansas. If still interested, call 555-1122.
New bartending school opening in Kenwood. Learn to make the latest artisan cocktails that are sweeping the nation, including the Dark & Stormy Daniels and the Moscow Minion. Enroll today, 555-1234.
Take your foot care seriously! I do! Soak in a disposable-lined foot bath, nails expertly cut, gently filed, cleaned. $15. Lori's Nails at Cut & Curl near Oliver's. 544-6245.
B. Slatkin Bookkeeping, AP, AR, PR, Financial Statements, etc. Quickbooks Pro and other software expertise. 25+ years experience. Your office or my Kenwood office. Bookkeeping services tailored to your needs. Call Barbara, (707) 696-1229.
Home Health Care, Inc. is currently hiring caregivers. Please call (707) 537-1412 or apply on line at homehealthcareinc.net.
Care with heart. 15 years experience in elder home care. Also companion care, personal assistant, home management, driver and be a friend. German/English bilingual. Excellent references, lives in Kenwood, call Heike, cell (415) 233-3446.
THERE FOR YOU Caring, experienced, reliable. Caregiving, support and assistance with rehab and recovery. Errands, companionship and lots of laughter. Meal planning with dietary needs in mind. References available. Call Marci, (707) 933-8283.
Specialized Care: Alzheimer-Dementia. Must be Ambulatory. Excellent cook. Local References. Call Elaine 707.791.0827.
SABRINA's Thorough House Cleaning. Let me make your house sparkle. I am pleasant and reliable with lots of experience. References available. Free estimates, weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, move-in, move-out. Call ()707) 396-9349.
Elsie's Clothing Alterations. Trained in Europe. Worked at I. Magnin & Rosenbergs. Own business for 20 years. Located in Rincon Valley near St. Francis shopping center. Call 539-4535.
COFFEE TABLE BOOK
“The Best of Crime Watch.” Revisit such classics as, “Yes, officer, I do have drugs in the glove compartment,” “There's something gross in my pool,” and “You can't arrest me. I'm the president of Mexico!” Includes all the usual suspects - suspicious vehicles, drunken brawls and rattlesnakes under the deck. Sleek coffee table format or audio book narrated by Sonoma County Sheriff. Call 555-5155 today!
A clean, well-lighted mind for computers and technology of any kind. Personalized service, competitive rates, servicing all systems and makes. Since 1986. Make the call that solves it all: Steve, 526-4324.
Rod Mahoney builder and remodel specialist with 30 years of local references. Very detail oriented. Lic. # 429641. Call (707) 843-4155.
B & J CONSTRUCTION, Bruce Johnson General Contractor. Remodeling, additions, kitchen & baths. Reasonable rates, free estimates. Small jobs welcome. Lic. #428073. (707) 996-1454.
Rebuilding your fence? Why stop there? Protect your property, your family and your job with a 30-foot impenetrable wall. Stay safe from all threats real and imagined - including those pesky deer. Concrete, steel, barbed wire - the higher, the better. Visit our prototype “showroom” in San Diego. Call for a free estimate! 555-2345.
C. P. Valley Builders. Renovations, Restorations and Remodels. Design/Drafting-Kitchen & Bath Specialists. Lic.# 549639. www.cpvalleybuilders.com. 815-1005.
Full service general contractor specializing in complete home remodels and custom design. Architectural design, custom cabinetry, furniture, doors, windows, decks, construction management. Clower & Associates: 538-5538. Clowerandassociates.com. Lic.# B-1 & C-6 596641.
Connected, Curious and Creative. Transformational Neuro Linguistic Programming. Questions to help you clarify what you want and help you get it. 90-minute introductory session: $60. Mae Lucas (707) 508-8781.
Emotional support and tools to thrive! Glen Ellen Psychologist and Trauma Therapist currently has openings for children and adults. For more information, please contact Dr. Katherine Hargitt, PsyD at: (707) 202-5158. Accepts Medicare and Beacon/Partnership. (PSY 26539)..
DEBATE CLUB MEMBERS NEEDED
Members wanted for new Debate Club. Learn the basics of civilized discourse, the etiquette of disagreement, and how to get your point across without the use of name-calling, conspiracy theories, or social media snark. Meetings start April 1, 9 a.m. at the Oakmont pickleball courts. Info: 555-1666.
Drive to/from appointments and errands. Retired nurse. $20/hour. Melora at (707) 546-0455.
Christo Limo based in Oakmont is your transportation service. PUC Commercial Lic. # 32055, fully insured! Eight years touring experience with all airports and cruise lines, too. Call Chris at (707) 206-5018.
Providing you services with care. Driving to appointments, errands, shopping, outings and companionship. Excellent references. Local resident. Call Claudia (707) 494-5490.
500 sq. ft. converted garage next to granny unit. Water, shared bath, kitchenette and Murphy bed. No smoking, children, pets, music, visitors, or plants. Utilities not included. $9,550/mo. Insurance gladly accepted. 555-1555.
Paz Landscape Design and Maintenance. Tree pruning and trimming, lawn care, weed eating, rototilling, sprinkler installation, and repair. Tree and brush removal, hauling. Brick and stone. Walls and walkways. Log splitting. Since 1990. Free estimates. Lic: #918381. Call Omar Paz. 833-4010, Cell: 321-4350.
CARLOS GARDEN SERVICES. Weeding, lawn mowing, cleanups, pressure washing, maintenance, dump runs, free estimates. Call 343-5230.
A. Barragan Landscaping Design, Maintenance, Installation, masonry. Irrigation, weed-eating, gutters, fencing, full tree service. Also serving Marin and San Francisco. Free Estimates (Insured) Lic.# 1028906. Alex: (707) 363-9290, Pedro: (707) 363-9291.
Rose Creek Landscaping Design, installation and irrigation. Deer proof, native and perennial gardens. Custom gardening. Free estimates. Lic# 437767. Call (707) 538-5730. www.rosecreeklandscaping.net.
Angel's Gardening. Weed eating, monthly lawn care, bush trimming, cleanups, poison oak hauling, sprinkler repair, gutters. Free estimates. (707) 206-1085.
Angel's Tree Service. Prune, removal, stump grinding, brush chipping, emergency service, hauling. Free Estimates. (707) 206-1085.
Cool Cuts hair salon. Coloring, perms, styling. No appointment hair cuts. Great people, great prices. Open 7 days at 140 Calistoga Rd., Santa Rosa.
HANDYMAN - Call Michael. Basic carpentry, electrical, plumbing, painting, deck repair & refinishing. Curtain and picture hanging. 26 years experience. Furniture assembly and repair. Free estimates. (707) 953-3636 or email@example.com. Ref. available.
HANDIPERSON - Painting, repairs, pressure wash, fix/install fences, decks, gutters, clean up. COMPUTER set up and training. No job too small, only a few too big. Reasonable rates. Rodger. 537-9005.
Good Riddance Hauling. We are a full service hauling company. We remove yard debris, junk debris, junk and unwanted items. Call for pricing and details. www.goodriddancehauling.com. 935-0530.
Local news organization hiring fact checkers, alternative fact checkers, and truthiness compliance monitors. Inexperience a plus. Call 555-5155. Ask for Jay.
Grip-it Grab Bars. Bathroom & showers made safe. All installations are ADA compliant. Call Today (707) 539-4747. Helping you stay on your feet. SAFETY IS NO ACCIDENT.
Need a Notary? Visit www.4anotary.com or call me at (707) 537-8114. All notary services-at your home or office. Local, Professional, Accurate, Reliable. John Clarke Fortner firstname.lastname@example.org.
Can't afford to see Hamilton? Check out Mnuchin, the Musical, the inspiring story of a wealthy Yale graduate, Goldman Sachs employee and hedge fund manager who improbably becomes Secretary of the Treasury. Good seats still available. www.mnuchinthemusical.com.
ORGANIZING IS MY PASSION. I Create Order. I love a Challenge! Chaos Control, Downsizing, Moving, Filing Systems, Kitchen, Bath, Closets, Garage. 33 Years Experience. Confidential. Homes, Offices. Teresa, (707) 823-5150.
Quality painting by Precision Painting - License #724253. Interior/exterior; Residential and commercial; Faux finishing; Drywall and stucco repairs. References available. Call Frank at 833-4461.
MIKKELSEN PAINTING. Sonoma Valley's go-to professional painting team. Exterior/Interior. Make your home look fantastic, and get it done right the first time. License #645552, call 415-382-3300.
PAINTING, WALLPAPERING, FAUX FINISHES
Reasonable rates, free estimates, Oakmont references. License #573530. Gary Luurs at 528-8489.
Feet Hurt? From simple cut and clean services to the most decadent professional pedicure. Always sanitary, always caring. Lori's Nails, Cut & Curl Beauty Shop, Montecito Shopping Center near Oliver's. 544-6245.
THE PET WHISPERER - satisfying pets and their owners in Sonoma since 2001. Call Phoenix. More references than you can wag a tail at. (House sitting too!) (707) 933-9559.
NOSE TO NOSE PET SITTING. The Best Care For Your Best Friends. 25+ years experience. Dog and cat care. Daily visits. Overnight companionship. Insured and bonded. See profile and testimonials at www.petsit.com, enter “95476”. Alix Moline (707) 637-6267.
A MOTHER'S LOVE PET CARE AND HOME SECURITY. Travel worry free while we care for your pets, property and plants. Special needs senior pets and fussy owners welcome. Day and overnight visits Special 24/7 Home Stay for maximum coverage. Member of NAPPS, licensed, insured and bonded. Sonoma County resident. See our YELP reviews. Rosanne, (707) 775-7520.
New openings for Spring enrollment in my Glen Ellen studio or your home. Various methods and styles. All ages, reasonable rates. First lesson FREE! Call Christa at 938-0878 or mobile (707) 483-7429.
Expert, affordable piano tuning. Repair. Sales. Call Richard Neiss at 996-3134.
Local retired guy available for work. Will stand in line at any permitting agency and call you when your turn is near. $13/hour + sandwich. Call John, 555-2136.
PLUMBING - Affordable, Free Estimates. Repairs, remodels, new construction, water heater (tank & tankless), drains, toilets, faucets, disposals, water, waste, & gas piping, total home repipes, irrigation pumps. Kenwood. (707) 396-3673. Joel Bergeron.
Lane's Plumbing Reasonable Rates Commercial Residential License #698166. Service, Repair, New, Remodels, Water Heaters (Tank and Tankless), Water, Gas, Piping, Repiping, Toilet / Faucet / Sink / Garbage Disposal, Installation, Replacement, Repair. Drains. Earthquake valves. Ph/fx: 833-2930.
Professional Power Washing can easily clean the most difficult projects in a quick and environmentally safe manner. We tackle buildings, wineries, decks, driveways, roofs, fences, patios, sidewalks, concrete, brick, stucco, and more. Lic: #918381. 833-4010, cell 321-4350.
Psychic John - Palms - Cards - Healings. Tells Past, Present, & Future. Help & Advice in All Problems. Readings in Person or Phone. 45 Years Experience - VISA/MC. 50% off with ad. 446 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 579-5123.
SOLAR MODULE CLEANING using German-made cleaning technology and deionized water to clean residential and commercial solar installations. www.prosolarclean.com. Jan Klimes at (707) 971-0017.
Ztaxlady Tax Prep & Bookkeeping. Need help with your taxes? Organization? Back taxes? Over 25 years experience; licensed & bonded. Free tutoring from checkbook to QuickBooks. Reasonable. Mobile! Renée L. Cohen. (707) 539-6004.
Paz Landscape with over 15 years experience, offers backhoe & tractor services: flail field mowing, grading, disc, roto-tilling, excavator and more. Quick and professional. Call 833-4010, cell: 321-4350 for free estimates. Lic: #918381.
Acronyms R Us. Government services consultant will translate building, grading, and septic permits, tax assessments, and ordinances into ordinary English. $250/hour, 2hr min. Call 555-3000.
Looking for heavy-duty off-road truck capable of navigating Lawndale Road. Must be able to rock crawl in and out of potholes with suspension smooth enough that morning latte from Les Pascals does not spill. Call Alec, 555-1717.
Buying military antiques. Swords, knives, medals, helmets, flags & uniforms, aviation items. Cash paid. 30-year collector. Call Jeff, 483-7904, or email email@example.com.
Rick Garibaldi, Family Owned and Operated. Specializing in residential windows. Enjoy the outside again with clean windows. Call Rick at (707) 938-3440. We are AFFORDABLE AND GREEN.
Oakmont Cleaning Service. Window cleaning and curbside car wash. Local, licensed and insured. Reasonable cost, reliable service. Please call (707) 521-9819 / 849-1177.